The Passion of the Weiss

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Top 10 Song Titles Rejected by the Shop Boyz


10. "Shake low like Jello"

Reason why it was Rejected: Rumors of Kraft Foods' litigious nature (see Green Jelly) , force all discussions to be tabled.

9. "It's Hot as a Pot of Rice."

Reason why it was Rejected: Shop Boyz rapper, "Meanie," hates Chinese food.

8. Grind ho's like a rhino"

Reason why it was rejected: None of the label executives knew what it meant.

7. "2 Shakes of a Lamb's Tail."

Reason why it was Rejected: Lambs don't buy ring tones.

6. "Hop like a Toad"

Reason why it was rejected: Homophobic hip-h0p community not yet ready for a song concerning a certain sexually ambiguous Super Mario Bros. character.

Toad: Guardian of the Princess, Psychedelic-Enthusiast, Possible Eunuch
5. Grab Ya' Nutta Butta"

Reason why it was Rejected: Sexual harassment lawsuit in the making.

4. "Honky like a Donky"

Reason why it was Rejected: White people would've liked it TOO much. Particularly in the Greek system.

3. "Pogo like a Togo

Reason why it was Rejected: The Shop Boyz' systematic inability to find Togo on a map.

2. "Let me see your I-Rack"

Reason why it was Rejected: Sounded too much like something Toby Keith would do.

1. "Party like a coke whore."

Reason why it was Rejected: Lindsey Lohan scandal has sullied the once-fine name of coke whores.

Totally dude.

2 Comments:

At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Danny! said...

You forgot "Party Like A Goth Star". Morbidly, dude!

I suppose that's more befitting of Marilyn Manson though. Isn't he somewhere on a yacht gettin' a tan, man?

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger DudeAsInCool said...

LOL. The video and song were horrifying. They should have used one of your catchier titles.

 

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