The Passion of the Weiss

Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick. But most of the time, I don't rhyme.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Because if He Actually Goes Through With It I Will Really Party As Though It Were My Birthday


So like does this mean I have to pay actual money for the Kanye West CD. Because I will do it. As much I don't want to buy Kanye another conflict-free diamond-studded ivory back scratcher, I'll buy his stupid record just to never have to hear 50 Cent rhyme "bacardi" with "party" again. Though I'm not sure how the world will go on without 50? Did people rap before him? And if so, how did people know what type of champagne to buy or what flavor of Vitamin Water to drink?


9 Comments:

At 7:41 AM, Anonymous floodwatch said...

Dammit! I can't stomach forking over money for the new Kanye disc, but I almost feel like it's my civic obligation now. What if I buy a vinyl copy? Does that count?

 
At 11:25 AM, Blogger Disco Vietnam said...

I intend to download both because music is free and they will both leak well before the stupid release date; in fact they will leak so well before the release date that neither of these albums will be released on their current release dates. I know this because IT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING YEAR! DO THE MATH!

 
At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Danny! said...

"I'll buy his stupid record just to never have to hear 50 Cent rhyme "bacardi" with "party" again."

Don't forget "good" with "hood".

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Onetokenblackguy said...

I love that fucking drawing. Ever since he released that horrible go-nowhere single "Straight to the bank" I made it a point of mine to use that picture as much as possible on my blog when discussing fiddy and his shenanigans.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger Max said...

50 cent is such a bitch, seriously..it's not just that his music (?) is horrid, his comments in interviews are so riddled with ignorance and supreme arrogance as to be filed under "extreme hilarity"..

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Renato Pagnani said...

Why all the Kanye hate, folks?! You know Graduation will be the the best rap album this year.

And I think this stunt might backfire on Fiddy, though. I sure hope it does!

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger Dart Adams said...

This shit is gonna backfire like the guns Trife fixed for his uncle in "Kidulthood"...That new Robin Thike collabo sounds like a song from a movie parodying the commercial Rap scene. When I heard it, I thought it was for the soundtrack of "Fear Of A Black Hat 2".

Makes me wanna holler... © Marvin Gaye

One

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Ass Hat said...

awesome! loser leaves town! rap needs to borrow more gimmick match concepts from pro-wrestling to liven up its dreary parade of beefs. especially bischoff-era late-90s WCW. bape hoodie on a pole? loser gets a collabo with t pain? hell in a rell? heck, i might even have to write a blog post.

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous DudeAsInCool said...

Stock tip: Kanye Record BUY, BUY, BUY

 

Post a Comment

<< Home