Because if He Actually Goes Through With It I Will Really Party As Though It Were My Birthday
So like does this mean I have to pay actual money for the Kanye West CD. Because I will do it. As much I don't want to buy Kanye another conflict-free diamond-studded ivory back scratcher, I'll buy his stupid record just to never have to hear 50 Cent rhyme "bacardi" with "party" again. Though I'm not sure how the world will go on without 50? Did people rap before him? And if so, how did people know what type of champagne to buy or what flavor of Vitamin Water to drink?