Kevin Federline's Playing With Fire: An Album Review
Passion of the Weiss: So Kevin, you claim the media hasn't portrayed you in a favorable light. Tell me something about yourself in your own words.
Kevin Federline: I'm Kevin Federline. I'm America's Most Wanted....I come tight with every rhyme and I built a mansion down the street from Pepperdine.
P.o.W: Wow, a mansion. That's amazing. You must have a lot of money. I hear people are impressed by money. Awesome.
K-Fed: I got Jewelz like Santana.
P.o.W: All that money must really boost your self-worth.
K-Fed: From where I'm from all the way to the Carribean Sea, the world is mine as far as I can see.
P.o.W: Incredible. That's a long way.
K-Fed: Young Jeezy told me that.
P.o.W: Oh...are you "down" with the Young Jeezy" fellow?
K-Fed: I ain't calling at these ho's man, I just snap.
P.o.W: I'm not sure what's that's supposed to mean Mr. Federline. Is that a problem you have? All the ho's "calling at you?"
K-Fed: I'm loony. All the model chicks want to do me.
P.o.W: You must be proud of yourself. Is there a downside to all of these ho's trying to "do ya?"
K-Fed: Chicken heads is scary.
P.o.W: Women aside...is there anything in your life that you feel that you were meant to do?
K-Fed: I ain't here to brag. I'm here to pop tags.
P.o.W: But isn't that last statement by definition bragging? No, nevermind. Uh...let's talk about something more pedestrian. So what does Kevin Federline eat for breakfast?
K-Fed: I'm pancakin' all the time.
P.o.W: Well, K-Fed...it looks like we've covered a lot of ground in this interview. From your interesting housing arrangements to your favorite breakfast items. But is there any message you'd like to tell your fans.
K-Fed: You're playing with fire.
P.o.W.: C'mon Kevin...do you even know what happens when you play with fire?
K-Fed: Uh....you play with fire?
P.o.W: No dude, you get burned.
K-Fed: Don't hate cuz I'm a superstar.
P.o.W: Not for long.
Download (I Dare You):
Kevin Federline: "Playing with Fire" (left-click)
Kevin Federline: "In a League of my Own" (left-click)