As you read this, I'm probably hungover and barrelling up the Pacific Coast heading towards the promised land. No, not Bakersfield. But close. Actually, I'm heading to Washington, specifically Seattle to attend at least one day of the Bumbershoot Music Festival,
maybe more, depending on whether or not Washington hipsters are more or less irritating than California hipsters. This means I will be seeing some of my favorite groups (The New Pornographers and Spoon) for the first time. I will also be seeing Kanye West for the first time. I will also be bringing a sack of rotten tomatoes to throw at this Kanye West fellow.
At any rate, this post is going to be short, because it's the Friday before Labor Day Weekend and I can't imagine any one is reading this. However, there are some things that need to be addressed. I know this happened a week ago, which is eons to you blog-savvy Internet folk, but still how can I resist: