What's Eating Matisyahu Caption Contest
Somewhere in my Internet travels, I stumbled across this photo of Matisyahu and his weed carriers. Never before have I seen a picture that needed captioning more.
So faithful readers, please comment and enter my what's eating Matisyahu caption contest. It's sort of like What's Eating Gilbert Grape with way less DiCaprio and way more religious fundamentalism.
The winner will receive a free bowl (no ceramics) and my eternal comedic respect.
To start things off, here's my entry:
"So the Epic A&R walks into the room, takes one look at me and says, 'Matisyahu, I like the whole reggae white guy act, but do you really have to wear all these Meshugga clothes? So you know what I did? I looked back at him and I said, "but sir...that's the entire point." All he could say back was two words: Mazel and Tov."